A funny cosmic civilization
Zorpians
The first Greys to wake up in the cosmic civilization. A peaceful, prank-loving people who traded war for a good laugh.
- TBA
- Supply
- 170+
- Traits
- 15
- 1/1s
- TBA
- Price
Meet the Zorpians
Weird little Greys with big stories
Zorpians are a whole civilization of fun, curious and deeply weird Greys. A peaceful, playful people who take pranks as seriously as science.
Every Zorpian is drawn by hand, and every trait tells a piece of the story: crystals from the glowing caves of Zorp, scars from Reptilian raids, trophies from pranks gone exactly right. No two faces feel the same.
Hover a Grey and say hi. Fair warning: they have a sense of humor.

Hello, human.
Hello, human.The Cosmic Civilization
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Planet Zorp
Home of the Zorpians and the first world to awaken. Spin the globe and tap a marker to explore its landmarks, then dive into the full story of the civilization.
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The cosmic journey
Being a Zorpian means getting in before the rest of the galaxy notices. Here is where the story goes.
Awakening
Lore reveal, brand identity and the building of the Grey community. Zorp, the Lumen, the Reptilian raids: hold a Zorpian and you are inside a story that grows with every chapter.
Zorpians mint
The Greys launch. Holders secure their place in the Cosmic Civilization before the rest of the galaxy notices.
The Last Prank
5% of every royalty buys Zorpians back off the market and burns them. No resale, no coming back. Supply only ever goes down, and the Greys think that is the funniest thing they have ever done.
Building the Cosmic Civilization
Spreading the Zorpians and their lore across the galaxy: new chapters, partnerships and collabs, and a community that keeps growing.
